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15Jan/09Off

This is Exactly How SharkBoy Would Describe Star Wars


Star Wars: Retold (by someone who hasn't seen it) from Joe Nicolosi on Vimeo.

I of course mean no disrespect, but every geek out there has (hopefully) experienced the clumsy affections of a non-geek as they try to impress you.

Via BoingBoing

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  1. Straight girls are clueless when it comes to sci-fi… revoke sharkboys gay card now!

  2. Hans was always my favourite

  3. Hans = sexy as spacehell

  4. she knew more than me, i don’t think i could tell you what the first one was about

  5. I am Hans… and I am Franz… and we are to to pump you up!

  6. I think he even used the Wilhelm scream in the cartoon.
    Anyway I’m sure I’d mangle “Harry Potter” just as badly.

  7. How about: good people fight bad people. Some good people die- more bad people die. Some good people are related to the bad people. The good people win in the end– in spite of Lucas wrecking everything with shifty prequels and bad additional CGI.

  8. she did a better job than i could and i’ve seen the first two (well, most of them).

    i was in grade five or six and a few nerds started a star wars club. i was friends with one and he wanted me to join it, but the other nerds got fed up with me because i couldn’t pass even the most elementary (to them) quiz about the film. i bet they’d grind their teeth into dust on seeing this.

  9. I think I like her version of events better. George Lucas should hire her.


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