28Jan/09Off
But It’s “Lite”!
Yesterday on our walk to the subway, SharkBoy and I walked by a middle aged business man dressed in a lovely camel hair coat, tailored suit and tie underneath, nice shoes and neatly coiffed hair...
...while taking whole scoops of mayo out of a jar with his fingers and cramming it in his noise hole.
The apocalypse is nigh!
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January 28th, 2009 - 13:14
OMFG…gross.
Funnily enough, according to labelling standards in the US, you can call something “Light” and be referring ONLY to the colour…
January 28th, 2009 - 14:42
I love mayo. This made me extremely hungry. It’s like potato salad without the potatoes!
January 28th, 2009 - 15:20
what the hell?
January 28th, 2009 - 18:59
I’m sorry but the term “noise hole” was just too much. I’m not sitting in my office enjoying sporadic bursts of maniacal laughter.
There is no accounting for good taste, huh?
January 28th, 2009 - 19:00
Of course what I meant to say is I’m now sitting in my office. Oh sod it, I’m going back to bed… pass me the mayo.
January 28th, 2009 - 21:04
My arteries clog thinking about it.
January 28th, 2009 - 22:52
I wonder if he was one of those “sleep eaters?”
January 29th, 2009 - 22:54
he’s just lucky you’re married or you’d have been dragging him home for mad sexing.