Yesterday on our walk to the subway, SharkBoy and I walked by a middle aged business man dressed in a lovely camel hair coat, tailored suit and tie underneath, nice shoes and neatly coiffed hair…
…while taking whole scoops of mayo out of a jar with his fingers and cramming it in his noise hole.
The apocalypse is nigh!
#1 by Sean on January 28, 2009 - 1:14 pm
OMFG…gross.
Funnily enough, according to labelling standards in the US, you can call something “Light” and be referring ONLY to the colour…
#2 by Phronk on January 28, 2009 - 2:42 pm
I love mayo. This made me extremely hungry. It’s like potato salad without the potatoes!
#3 by Daniel on January 28, 2009 - 3:20 pm
what the hell?
#4 by The Mutant on January 28, 2009 - 6:59 pm
I’m sorry but the term “noise hole” was just too much. I’m not sitting in my office enjoying sporadic bursts of maniacal laughter.
There is no accounting for good taste, huh?
#5 by The Mutant on January 28, 2009 - 7:00 pm
Of course what I meant to say is I’m now sitting in my office. Oh sod it, I’m going back to bed… pass me the mayo.
#6 by matthew thompson on January 28, 2009 - 9:04 pm
My arteries clog thinking about it.
#7 by erik on January 28, 2009 - 10:52 pm
I wonder if he was one of those “sleep eaters?”
#8 by postbear on January 29, 2009 - 10:54 pm
he’s just lucky you’re married or you’d have been dragging him home for mad sexing.