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What’s In the Suitcase? Special Edition

I'm a bit late in posting something today due to a 10 hour Social Media meeting where we bantered words like "Cool Beans" and "viral" and every reforming of verb for the word "tweet".

I'm home now and I want to talk to you about underwear! I am bringing enough for the two weeks plus a few emergency pair. Also a pair of boxers to keep by the bed (because I hate housecoats or P.J.s) just in case there's a knock on the door etc. But this pic is all about the Star Wars underwear that SharkBoy found for me. You can see below that Mark Hamil and his blaster are perfectly positioned right over my goods. And look how good Harrison Ford and Carrie Fisher look! Timeless!

Also, you can see my... Wait. What was that?

Someone stuffed something under my completely disheveled clothes...

Oh...? OH... OH MY GOD OHMYGOD OHMYGOD!!!!11!!!1one!!

I've said it before and I'll say it again: I married right.