Dead Robot

“Deadrobot shut up about your stupid iPhone that no one cares about that I could get if I really wanted to but I don’t want to because they’re so stupid so you just shut up.”
–Salvage, HairyFishNuts.com

Dead Robot:

• The lead.
• The head honcho.
• The head.
• The honcho.
• Numero uno.
• The one you want to kill if you want to kill all the zombie vampires.
• 40-something and a pop culture vulture.
• Gay, but not in-your-face militant, so that nervous straight guys can read this here blog with little apprehension.
• Mostly smart, but not smart enough to make money off his blog.
• Stupid, but not so dumb as to post iPod play lists or memes that are months old off of MySpace.
• A poor speller.
• Is a proud owner of an iPhone, a PS3, a PSP, an Xbox, a Wii, a 50″ plasma TV and an empty feeling in his heart, filled only by gizmos and corn chips.
• Currently legally married to his partner, Sharkboy, who has his own blog too.

Shelly: The resident movie critic. Actually a shell stolen from the sand bars off Grand Cayman, she sees movies with a cynical eye and reports them to you with short bursts. She rates the movies out of five. Usually using her shell as marker.

Amy The American Sign Languaging Gorilla: Using a microchip embedded glove over her “talkin’ hand”, Amy speaks to us about the miasmatic political landscape that is Canada. You might remember her from the movie Congo.