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Best Of Clist: Creepy Edition

Too many episodes of Dexter:

Glory hole can be exciting. Total amaze.

you comes by and walks in the door. Door is open. you steps up the the blanket hanging from the ceiling to the floor. It gots a hole in the blanket what you sticks your cock through. You stepps up to the blanket and puts your cock through it and hope my mouth is on the other side. I know some horror flicks have a sharp instrument on the other side and one slice and its gone but all I gonna do is suck it tender like. No bites or slices. So you come over and be on the edge of fun with my gloryhole magic.

Prince may not favour gay marriages, but that doesn't mean he's not looking 4 luv:

Should I just Give Up??

So i told my self that one day ill meet some one just out of the blue...but latley it seems as if everyone has found someone....i mean i work full time and i barely get to hang out with friends and when i do its like our plans flop. Ive tried this a couple of times and have meet some pretty cool guys...nothing serious just had a lil bit of fun. But now i think im looking for more.....fun, hang out and see where it goes from there. I dont even know why im using this lol...my friend told me to give it a shot but i rarley get responses lol. Now i dunt know whether its just a sign or something but honeslty im just looking for a cool avg guy between my age (19) to about 25. Im brown, and i know that might not be the first type of 'gay guy' u would wanna meet but thats ur decesion to make..im no flammer, im very str acting that sometimes ppl second guess themselves when i tell them im gay, i cant really host but im willing to travel if its a reasonable distant and only if were goin to have a good time(like hang out, play some vid games or w/e and then get into some fun stuff!)...anyways give me a shout if u wanna know more.

Best of CList

Someone went to the cinema and got a little restless...

FORGIVE ME FATHER... ((DOUBT))

... for i have sinned. legal age donald miller here looking for his father flynn to "take an interest" and for mutual confession. no problem if you look like philip seymour hoffman.

Ohhh!! Kelly Clarkson!!

Need some waxing done........

Hey guys, I require some waxing to be done in a few spots...anyone into it? Needs to be your place. 47, One seventy .

You had me at #29 (secretly, I hope this guy gets what he's looking for, show creativity and humour):

Fifty reasons to date me !!!!!!!!

I'll stash little notes for you where you'll least expect them.
I always stop to pet dogs outside of grocery stores.
You’re safe with me.
You can always bring home good friends.
I am a good cook and I like it.
I'll make you laugh.
I've never auditioned for American Idol.
I recycle.
You just can't stop reading this!
I buy a new toothbrush every time the blue wears down.
I believe the glass half full.
I can take care of myself (but I want you).
I love my family.
I'll cover you up and kiss your forehead when you fall asleep watching TV.
I'm secure with me.
I’ll hold your coffee for you when you’re driving.
We’ll make history together.
I don't litter.
I love the earth.
You sleep better when I'm next to you.
I'll take care of you when you're sick.
I smell pretty good.
I'm magically delicious.
What else have you got to do?
I cower at bloody movies.
I can balance a checkbook.
I always put the cap back on the toothpaste.
My chin fits 'just right' in your shoulder when you hold me close.
The only drama I have any part of is on TV.
I promise not to burn the house down while you’re gone.
Romance is soooo important.
Sometimes I am a top.
Sometimes I am a bottom.
Foreplay is fun.
I'm really good at sneaking food into the movies.
You really kinda would dig having someone to cuddle with on the couch.
I'll help you find your keys.
Sleeping in has a whole new meaning now that we will be doing it together.
I look both ways before I cross the street.
I have two great cats.
Sex should never be a quickie.
You're getting very sleepy…
I know the difference between they're, their, and there.
I know CPR.
I'm a Leo.
I know how to two-step.
I give to charity.
I AM CANADIAN.
I'm really good at making lists!
I'll hold you as long as you want.
After reading this far you've already got too much time invested -- you might as well e-mail me.

Best of Craigslist Pt2

I continue with my favorite Clist ads:

Like, you know. Uhm. Like...

fuck me or something......very masc here - 27 (dt)

horny with a place
27, fit, masc, godlooking

have a pic and be under 30-35
now

You, emai me! Toy!

HEY,
23 YO , EUROPEAN , I AT COFFE SHOP ON YONGE AND STEELES , I WANNA MEET A KEWL GUY , LETS CHILL OR I CAN COME TOY PLACE , BUT MY TIME IS ALMOST UP , EMAI ME NOW YOUR NUMBER AND I WILL CALL YOU SO I CAN COME OVER , VERY DISCREET AND CLEAN
EMAIL ME NOW!!!lets fool around and have fun tonite.

Great Expectations

A bit drunk, a bit high.. doubt I can get it up except maybe if I jerk myself for a while.. Would be into jacking, edging, porn, possibly giving you head (don't be expecting this - it's my first time). Not into touching or kissing. Avg build.. party favors. You host..

let me know what you would like to have go down..

My “Best Of Craigslist”

I don't know why Clist stopped this feature but I'm certainly going to pick up the ball:

First up, An Ex-Dr Seuss editor looking for a little action:

Hump (GTA)
I am very discreet. Are you a white male that loves to hump? If so, why not hump on me? If you are straight, gay or bi all is fine. You can watch porn, I will rub oil on my chest or my behind as you rub and masturbate on me. No penetration though. Any humpers there? HUMP! HUMP! HUMP!HUMP! Lay down on me and grind. 1, 2, 3 HUMP! 1, 2, 3, HUMP! FASTER! FASTER! I promise to wiggle for you on the bed. I am male.

Here kitty kitty!

I want to crawl on the ground for a white man like a cat as I move up from his toes to his cock to his nipples. Let this cat unlace your shoes with my mouth and unzip your pants with my mouth. Let this cat lick your feet & suck your cock. This cat can entertain or travel. Let cat hump on your legs. This cat has a hot tongue and knows how to use it on a white guy. I am a male cat. Take a chance! I promise not to scratch you. See Me roll around. Want to feel up this cat as I lay on the floor?

More as they come in...