Remember how I decided I wanted one acknowledgment of my 6+ years of blogging? That site tanked pretty fast right after I announced that, didn’t it? After being on the web for over 12 years now (Christ on a toboggan… the internet IS for porn!) I find these kind of award sites either way up on the long tail (meaning they serve only to highlight 1million hits-a-day blogs) or they’re a group of friends who act like those mean girls at lunch hour out by the parking lot who use to point at my dandruff and bad skin…

There’s a Canadian version out now and the LGBT section is a bit lacking in content (no offense to the people who are there). Of the 6 listed, two are written by Americans living in Canada, one is living in Ireland. Why not nominate moi? That’s deadrobot at gmail end the dot com thing.

Laughing… too hard… for snarky… comment. Just go:

Sketchy Santas - Go!

Via BearPupUK via Twitter

And everyone is putting out an Xmas album:

Subtitle Text Here… HAHAHAHA!!!

The 2009 Weblog Awards have extended their voting process to the end of Sunday!

Please go vote for DeadRobot.com and vote (click the “+”). Make me all tingly warm, like the end of a Robert Zemeckis CGI Christmas movie!

I’m sexy,
I’m cute,
I’m popular to boot!

I’m bitchen , great hair!
The boys all love to stare.

I’m wanted, I’m hot,
I’m everything your not.

I’m pretty
I’m Ted!
I dominate the web!

Who am I? Just guess! (Duh! I just said it!)
Guys wanna touch my chest!

I’m rockin’!
I smile!
Many think I’m vile!

I’m flyin’!
I jump!
You can look but don’t you spam!! (woo!!)

I’m major!
I roar!
I swear I’m not a whore!!

I sizzle!
I scorch!
and now I pass the torch!

The ballots are soon and one site has to win!

It’s perky!
It’s fun!
And now it’s number one!
K-kick it, Deadrobot.com!
d-d-d Deadrobot.com

Woooo!!!!

And now you need to go vote for my blog: Click and hit the “+”!

I want you to vote for me over on the 2009 Weblog Awards. I’ve placed my own nomination (all perfectly legal, on the web) in this post. Scroll down and hit the little “+” icon. I’ve never been one for self promotion of this blog but I’m looking at Raymi the Minx and thinking… I can do that.

Actually, thinking about it, one year I did make 1000 stickers with the URL on it, hoping to blanket Toronto like some Banksy on acid. That was back when this blog wasn’t a blog, and was more web comic.

Actually – thinking about it, I’m past 6 years now, since April, if you count that comic.

Regardless. I want an award. I command you readers to go and vote. I will give you a sticker.