RobotBlogger: Machines will rule this planet! Until then, happy seasons!

Dead Robot: Nice.

Shelly: Hey Tubby! Can we go see Avatar again and make it a sing-a-long? Anything's better than the same marine yelling "GET SOME!!" over and over again.

Dead Robot: I will kick you back to the Cayman Islands if you don't shut up.

Amy: Amy Good! Gorilla! Amy Eat faces of house apes! Amy Holiday Cheer! Banana Cake! Cage out! Kill sad!

Shelly: Can we remove her batteries?

Dead Robot: You want to get close enough to try?

Merry Xmas! Here's a video of America for you!

Over on the UnderGroundOnline they've posted the top 11 songs about robots. They had me at #8, the theme from Robot Chicken. The article has audio clips but I'm unsure if it will play on a Mac - what's a ".wax" extension?

The list does have it's flaws. Mysteriously they mention a Bee Gees disco song but leave out any and all songs from I, Robot, that groovy concept album from the great prog-rock group Alan Parsons Project. Also not listed is anything from Kraftwerk. Or the Kraftwerk latin remixes from Uwe Schitd: Senior Coconut El Baile Aleman: A Tribute to Kraftwerk (yes I have this CD, thanks to andrew). I suspect the list was written by someone under 25.

West Side Story.

Give me one reason I shouldn't fire you? You 've been
lazy, done crap all, and yes done nothing much of anything
lately. Why do I keep you employeed here? Sometimes I wonder.
You'd better change your attitude and get to work. Maybe it's
your life outside of work, I am not sure, but smarten up.
I suggest you start taking something to help you concentrate
more and start eating right. I am telling everyone that is on
the cutting board to start taking these supplements. I know
these work because I have have used them on a few of the others
over the past few years. Take them, they work. Otherwise you'd
better focus a hell of alot more or you'll be looking for a new
job fast. Get the the stuff from the website below. We'll subsidize your cost with a receipt. Yes I am giving you the stuff free when you
purchase. If you don't send in a receipt to payroll in the next week
then I will have my eye on your performance from now on. Take my advice
or leave it, up to you but you'd better start doing things right.

(Link to suppliment sales site)

Proof here.

Oh. Yeah. Baby. Clamp those pincers on my lug nuts.

Who is your father unit? Who? I am. You illegitimate offspring unit. 

Oh. Yeah. Innocent run aways on the surface of the moon. Hot.

Magic. Science. The best sex is dirty sex.

Yeah. Baby. Move that rear-end unit.

Kill. All. Humans.

Ha. Ha. Ha.

View how the first few moments will happen here! A human obviously did the audio.

Hello! I am eager and excited to meet you all!

Well thanks, RobotBlogger! Welcome! Tell me, what can our readers expect in the next week from you?

 Of course I will not be able to replace the
impeccable Dead Robot in his writing, but I have a few
interesting posts line up with regards to Japanese
robotics, social stigma and the mechanization of
humanity, and the latest coolhunting from Tokyo!
 I do hope you will stay with me this week!
Salutations!

I'm glad you're here. I was worried that my readership would drop if I didn't write anything for a week.

I can only hope that my presence here will keep this
glorious website blog alive.

Great! Okay all! I'm gone. Take care of the place!

He's gone! Quick, you dirty useless humans! Flood
this blog with robotporn! RobotBlogger commands you! Or suffer
the power of my laser eyes! 

LASER EYES!!!