Dead Robot

With my iPhone I’m able to wander the streets and find WiFi access points, WEP’d or otherwise (called warchalking). I began to notice that there are some pretty imaginative names for people’s routers in the ether. I’m starting to become obsessed every time I walk about with the iPhone: head down, giggling to myself like a self-absorbed idiot.

I present to you a collection of names/addresses I’ve found. Open or locked, I won’t say. Just revel in the brilliance of their name choices:

Jarvis and Carlton – Allaboutleather – I’d love to see their hard drive!
Jarvis and Carlton – Karma Tornado – Like… wow! Starchild can really surf the web!
Jarvis and Carlton – Fortress of Solitude – Boo hoo, Comic Book Guy!
Homewood and Carlton – Republic of France – Zut Allorhs!
Homewood and Carlton – Cornhole – Anything I write will be anti-climatic.
Carlton and Church – Inyerbum – See above comment.
Gloucester and Church – Unamatrix0 – Boo hoo, Star Trek geek!
Wellesley and Church – WhatsNotToLike – Brash! I like it!
Wellesley and Church – Haaagen Faags – Made me LOLz on the street!
Winchester and Parliament – Dr Bootygrabber – Yeah baby!
River and Gerrard – Evil Genius – I’d love to see their lab.
Broadview and Gerrard – aaaaaa – What. The. Fuck? Lazy much?
Broadview and Gerrard – Final - I’m assuming it’s set up by some Emo kid.
Logan and Gerrard – SupermodelCentral – Like, you know? We’re all Internetty!
Greenwood and Gerrard – Lifestream – Karma Tornado! Did you see Starchild’s last post?!
Coxwell and Gerrard – ALERT-VIRUS DETECTED – Oh. I get it. It will stop me from logging onto your network. Duhhhwaa.
Woodbine and Gerrard – Llama Land – Mental imagery of serene pasture beasts.
Woodbine and Gerrard – Bleep-jones – What. The. Fuck. Two?