I’m tired of bars using sidewalk chalk to advertise their crap. I keep my eyes down for a reason!<\/p>\n

Solution: Carry your own chalk and write<\/p>\n

“HEY FUCKERS!”<\/p>\n

…in the same font style just above the ad.<\/p>\n

Works every time!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

I’m tired of bars using sidewalk chalk to advertise their crap. I keep my eyes down for a reason! Solution: Carry your own chalk and write “HEY FUCKERS!” …in the same font style just above the ad. Works every time!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":430,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"spay_email":"","jetpack_publicize_message":""},"categories":[20,439],"tags":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p9WjY-2Cy","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.deadrobot.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10078"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.deadrobot.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.deadrobot.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.deadrobot.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/430"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.deadrobot.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=10078"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/www.deadrobot.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10078\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":10079,"href":"http:\/\/www.deadrobot.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10078\/revisions\/10079"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.deadrobot.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=10078"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.deadrobot.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=10078"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.deadrobot.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=10078"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}