Sharkboy and I are strolling past Club Toronto looking at all the highly sexed dykes rarin’ to get into the Pussy Palace (How do you clean out a bath house completely to switch over sexes? “Attention Men! You must vacate the building by 5pm or be innondated with estrogen!”) and suddenly Sean, runner up from The MuchMusic VJ Search<\/a> zips past us. He’s well dressed in a smart sport coat-t shirt combo (very Miami Vice retro) and on his cell speaking in a normal tone. <\/p>\n

I recognize him and do my “Wow! Celebrity!” face: a combo of Japanese School girl excitement and middle aged Canadian reserve. And before I can say anything Sharkboy yells out:<\/p>\n

“HI SEAN!<\/strong>”<\/p>\n

Without losing a breath, Sean turns from his phone and smiles wide to Sharkboy and gives him a “Hello!” in that trademark enthusiasm that got him to second place. The mask comes off and he’s back to his phone within two steps.<\/p>\n

I’m still kind of shocked by this exchange from either one of them. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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