Just as I had made up my mind to fire up Dreamweaver, make a spiffy portfolio site and spurt email feelers into the job market, my boss drops a raise and a new job title on me. Interesting times here at the office. It’s nothing new or shocking, just getting a job description a year and 4 months after the fact. I almost feel like I have a future here now.<\/p>\n

But…<\/p>\n

Just now, one of the wholesale managers walked by my cube and looked EXACTLY like a Vogon bureaucrat. Sloped shoulders molding into his head, chin fused with his chest. Slow gait. Creepy. And I wonder… Is that me in a few years here?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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