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My stats for Feb crested 8000 visits for my little, no-real-direction site. Yay us, funtime happy readers! Thank you! I’d use my hits but unfortunately some dorkass L337 black hat thought it would be cool to create a virus that references a long-erased .jpg from my site which skewers my stats to over a million hits a month (oddly enough the virus was quiet for Jan but last month it resurfaced in Japan sending my hits back up over 3 million).<\/p>\n

But this morning I woke to find much of my post’s comments from last year spammed for the first time. Thankfully b2Evolution has a one click banning button that wipes all spam comments\/referals or I’d still be logging IPs. <\/p>\n

So you see kids, the web is a dirty place. A mean place. A place where thieves roll 20 sided dice and always come up over 15 (with a lock pick modifier of +3).<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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