Sung to the tune of Georgie Girl:<\/em><\/p>\n

Hey there! Underwearguy!
\nStanding in the shower still wearing your gitch
\nDont you know that we can still see your junk
\nI guess religiously hiding your dick can be a bitch.<\/p>\n

Hey there! Underwearguy!
\nWhy do you always wear your y-fronts while you wash?
\nDon’t you realize your elastics are shot and we still get flashes of your ugly cock?
\nDon’t flatter yourself you’re not a prize
\nSo shed those big diapers and don’t be shy!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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