Im in a stall in Zipper’s washroom. Its country night dancing and some warbly music is blaring out of the sound system. I hear two guys talking outside my door:
\nBitter #1: “Uh! Country music!”
\nBitter #2: “You know what happens when you play country music backwards…”
\nBitter #1: “No, what?”
\nBitter #2: “You get your dog back, your house back and your wife back.”<\/p>\n

I was trying really hard not to snicker out loud…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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