I ride the subway every day. I see all manner of weirdness and human degradation every time I take the better way and not much can shock or enrage me anymore. <\/p>\n

Except for one thing.<\/p>\n

Women applying make up in transit.<\/p>\n

For some reason I find it as repulsive as full-on meal eating or sneezing open mouthed. What the hell are they thinking? Unless they have a steady-cam arm, how can they even hope to apply a straight lip line? <\/p>\n

I also get kind of sick to my stomach when I start thinking that their make up flakes are flying off their faces as they slather on the foundation, onto my skin. Much like when I get enraged when smokers carelessly flick their cigarette ash out into the world and it lands on me. <\/p>\n

It’s one time I wish I was able to fart on command. <\/p>\n

Update:<\/strong> I want to be clear, I don’t mind the quick touch up here and there, that’s no bother. But the last person who did this beside me was doing the whole hog. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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