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I got one of those credit card sized CDROMs jammed in my machine, given to me by the owner of the company. You must never put one in your machine kids, for fear of having it spin out of control and slicing your motherboard up like Edward Scissorhands in a porn shop. I mentioned it to the owner when he handed it over to me but he insisted and *glinkt!* it gets stuck in my machine.<\/p>\n

I call the IT department to tell him there’s a disk jammed in my machine (you can see where this is going).<\/p>\n

“What do you want me to do about it?” he says after I explain my problem.<\/p>\n

“Get it out?” I ask cautiously.<\/p>\n

After explaining to him why it got there and possibly how<\/i> it got jammed, he said he’d look at it…tomorrow.<\/p>\n

Am I overreacting here? If a computer breaks down, should I try to fix it myself?<\/p>\n

This is perfectly how this company is run. Passing as much as possible on to the next guy. I hope to god I get a review soon. I’m gonna have a hey-day.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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