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spill<\/em>
\nMuch spills out of me
\nPlease make the loud grumbling stop
\nWho will clean the bowl?<\/p>\n

gut<\/em>
\nBeastie in my gut
\nmaking all I eat water
\nFlush flush flush flush flush<\/p>\n

scrape<\/em>
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\nbecomes sandpaper so fast
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