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Last night, during a skit where I was a Leprechaun teacher, my accent went from bad Irish to ridiculous Italian. I don’t know why.<\/p>\n

In another scene, I tried to pick up a guy in a washroom who had auditioned for a George Michael lookalike video the scene before.<\/p>\n

For the briefest of moments, Rain was a robot in the garden of Eden.<\/p>\n

Martha O’Neil, our guest comedian, made jokes about bears. Yes, gay male bear porn jokes from a soccer mom comedian. <\/p>\n

We got to hear a love song based on Bugs Bunny vs Wile E Coyote from cute Ray Boulay. <\/p>\n

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