I …mmmmuuuuhhh Turtleneck and jeans!<\/p>\n

Sits on hands.<\/em><\/p>\n

Can’t wait for mmmmuuuuhhhh product!<\/p>\n

Fidgets.<\/em><\/p>\n

Steve Jobs… reality distortion field! Building!<\/p>\n

Shifts on bum.<\/em><\/p>\n

I muuuuhhhhh! Apple Notebook Air! Small! Fills gap between uhhhrrrg iPhone and Notebook. Newton’s bastard son! No optical drive! Docks with iMac!<\/p>\n

Eyes roll back.<\/em><\/p>\n

2nd generation muuuhhhh iPhone! More apps! Get movies from iTunes! More thingys to plug into it. Gurrrahhh! “Hello, eh?” on big screen. iPhone comes to Canadaaarrg!<\/p>\n

Head shake.<\/em><\/p>\n

Hurrrrr! New iMac speeds and even larger huuurrrr monitors! <\/p>\n

Sways side to side.<\/em><\/p>\n

I’ve downloaded RELOAD EVERY for my Firefox! Low work production between noon and 1pm from me!<\/p>\n

Update: Already people are complaining about not having a DVD drive. Sheesh! Fun note: Twitter died during the presentation. My Firefox with Reload Every worked fine! Ironically, trends sometimes aren’t the way to go.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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