What’s the one thing that makes you try to remember every little detail you experienced from shower to office desk.<\/p>\n

Easy!<\/p>\n

Discovering your fly being down.<\/p>\n

Like mine was, all morning.<\/p>\n

No wonder that woman froze up when I sat beside her on the subway.<\/p>\n

Well I’ve done more embarassing things. Like forgetting to take off that <\/p>\n

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…sticker off the leg of my new-bought pants. <\/p>\n

Speaking of which: why do straight guys never take off the small white cotton loops that hold the tags on new jeans? <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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