I’m travelling through the human sewers (the Subway) and it’s not entirely busy – the kind of half-busy where there are seats available but nobody wants to scoot inbetween people.<\/p>\n

Despite this expanse of space, a woman decided that invading my personal space by standing excruciatingly close to me was the best place to be. <\/p>\n

We’re talking close for no reason. Her back grazing my belly at every lurch. The part in her hair (thankfully clean scalp) just inches from my eyes.<\/p>\n

This was just 24 hrs from coming back from a nice restful vacation. She was definitely killing my calm buzz.<\/p>\n

So I rested my book on her head.<\/p>\n

She turned and looked at me like I just materialized from nowhere. And moved.<\/p>\n

I love my new LA Attitude!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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