I get on the elevator with 3 women. <\/p>\n

One woman: I saw your email… where are you going? Somewhere fun?
\nDeparting woman: Oh. An operation. Breast cancer.
\nSudden gasp from pretty much everyone.<\/em>
\nDeparting woman: We caught it, it has to be removed (She’s smiling).
\nWe stare at the floor, the numbers, anywhere but at her…<\/em>
\nAnother woman: Will you… do kemo?
\nDeparting woman: Don’t know yet. (Pause) My doctor is hot. Irish, over six foot, beautiful eyes. He had my boob in his hand.
\nWe laugh a little nervous. Then a bit harder.<\/em>
\nMe: Did you ask him out?
\nDeparting woman: Damn! I will next time. (Another pause) I should put a lipstick kiss on the side of my boob just before the operation.
\nMe: Better yet, I’ll get you a Sharpie, you should write your number on there.
\nDeparting woman: (Laughs)
\nMe: Well at least you know he’s got it.
\nDeparting woman: (Laughs harder, while the rest chuckle nervously)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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