Walking back from my lunchtime Starbucks visit, I saw one of those living advertisement cube vans with glass sides. Inside were about 8 people sitting in chairs while one person stood at the front of the cube with a microphone. They were all wearing X-Files Alien style masks, a veritable tour group of Grays. The side of the van was blazoned with the cellular phone company “Solo”. Have you seen this? Was I going insane?<\/p>\n

I tried to get a picture but I managed to get a bug down my undershirt. I didn’t notice until I was sitting at my desk that there was a crawly beast on me until I tried to relate the thing I just saw to a co-worker. Suddenly I was clawing at my clothes to get this bug out. <\/p>\n

Don’t say I never tell you interesting things.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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