Today I was walking along the street just minding my own business (dont we all? I mean do we actually walk along and butt into other people’s business? Well other than crazy people… I digress), when a rather attractive woman stepped past me and …smiled.<\/p>\n

I had absolutely no idea what to do.<\/p>\n

She was past me before I could respond. Im not sure if she found me attractive or she was just being polite (I have a tendancy to wear a scowl when my face is “off”) or she was just all caught up in a personal moment and it didnt involve me at all…<\/p>\n

I bought Diary<\/em> by Chuck Palahniuk today only by opening the book and reading one line: “The weather today is an increasing trend toward denial” Im told this is his second best book. Im loving it so far.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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