Prayers, thoughts, goat sacrifices, burnt incense, money offerings to your sky ghost, Anonymous video attack, tossing virgins into a volcano, eating only brown mushrooms, posting less to Slashdot, quiet reflection out the window of your living room, whatever you partake in for spiritual comfort, please include my Da in there too. He’s finally going into the operating room in about 30 minutes. <\/p>\n

I fainted yesterday while the anesthesiologist was explaining to Da about an epidural pain management system. Yay!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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