Co-Worker1: (to the whole cube, discussing lunch) You like wasabi?
\nCo-Worker2: Yes I do! Love it!
\nCo-Worker1: Wow! I didn’t know that. You gobble that stuff down?
\nMe: Or snort it?
\nCo-Worker1: …what movie was that from…?
\nMe: Jockstrap 1
\n(silence)
\nMe: Jackass<\/em>. One. The first one. Movie. Jackass. Not… (mumble…)
\nCo-Worker2: What movie are you really thinking of?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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