“I won’t say goodbye! I’ll see you in 5 weeks!”<\/p>\n

Thus our fearless leader drops us into our 40th election. I’ve invited Amy, the ASL speaking gorilla to comment on our next round of political postulation. Amy?<\/p>\n

Amy good gorilla!
\nBanana now? No? <\/p>\n

Mush face go tv tell us make circle work.
\nNo talk about problems bad now.
\nTalk about himself. Circle work. <\/p>\n

Mustache man make words.
\nMake good words until one stupid word. Destroy all good words before.<\/p>\n

Funny Word Man makes funny words.
\nAmy scratch head. What? Wait for good words. Words come but work for words. <\/p>\n

More of same.<\/p>\n

Banana now? Amy good!<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

Thanks Amy! Stay tuned for 5 more weeks of Elections Canada updates as they happen!<\/p>\n

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