Lookit me! My first TIFF movie (Every Little Step) on the last day of the festival. Who does movies at 9am? On a Saturday?<\/p>\n

8:48 am- Survived the scrum to the seats. Lady, your cutting in front of me and your excuse of being late for the same movie I’m seeing floats like a beef laiden turd. <\/p>\n

8:52am – Tale your seats people. I. Said. Take. Your. Fucking. Seats. <\/p>\n

8:58am – The woman two seats over just opened a thermous of soup. The woman behind has a Barbie doll voice. <\/p>\n

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