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Dollar store wash cloths become cute, horrifying.<\/em><\/p>\n

Friday night we nearly<\/strong> made this shirt in regular felt:<\/p>\n

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But due to me<\/em> being extremely lazy we didn’t go to the fabric store, we stopped in at the local dollar shop for craft felt. That’s when I<\/em> found the washcloths. With my<\/em> cutting supervision and steady sewing hand, the rest is history.*<\/p>\n

*It may sound like this t-shirt is like, 99.9% my doing but it’s only because I’m jealous. SharkBoy’s original werewolf design morphed into this “burlap sacked headded monster” figure which is infinitely cooler, as you can see. So I tried one for myself – originally a monkey, morphing into a psycho good time bunny. Yes the eyes are crooked on purpose.<\/p>\n

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