This is SharkBoy’s side of a conversation with a telemarketer just now. Read all this in ultra monotone:<\/p>\n

Hello?<\/p>\n

Yes?<\/p>\n

Who’s calling?<\/p>\n

No. I think you don’t want to talk to us.<\/p>\n

We don’t live here.<\/p>\n

No. From Montreal. We’re visiting.<\/p>\n

And not having a good time.<\/p>\n

We hate this city.<\/p>\n

Yes.<\/p>\n

Terrible time.<\/p>\n

I hope things turn around too.<\/p>\n

Bye.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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