What’s that game where people try to get the minimal amount of Google results with certain words<\/a>? Or is it just one word?<\/p>\n

B2evolution (which by the way, rocks for all your independent blogger needs) provides these crazy stats. One feature is the seach string to which people come to your site. That one up there was the weirdest, resulting in one Google hit. Yay obscure me! Yet with “Cabbagetown Adrianne Clarkson” I am last of 21.<\/p>\n

Posting the word Fauxhawks usually gets me a few hits.<\/p>\n

Fauxhawks you say? Yes. Fauxhawks.<\/p>\n

Who would have guessed that the word fauxhawks can garnish traffic to your fauxhawks-free site? Fauxhawks!<\/p>\n

And there are some sick people out there: google Joan Collins Foot Fetish and I am #10. My mention of Addidas shorts and my budding fetish of man-parts peeking out from them, was an inbound link for a while. Am I really that pervy?<\/p>\n

I should have been a statstatticcian or something er other…<\/p>\n

Expect an interesting post soon. This is Wonderland-y.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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