Last night while eating home-made chicken nuggets (low fat, baked, of course) I chipped the inside of my tooth while biting down on a fork.<\/p>\n

Yes. I know. I was eating a chicken nugget with a fork. You can’t call me uncooth.<\/p>\n

For some weird reason I was holding my fork nearly vertical with the succulent, plum sauce covered morsel skewered upright on my fork. I guess I didn’t want the sauce to drip which resulted in me biting down hard on the prong, like an idiot. <\/p>\n

Crek!<\/strong><\/p>\n

SharkBoy looked up from his plate. “What was that?”<\/p>\n

“Moof!” I say. I half spit half swallow what was in my mouth and run to the mirror, expecting to look a bit Appalachian with a cracked tooth smile staring back at me. <\/p>\n

Thankfully it was intact. However, there is what feels like a horizontal groove in the back of my tooth. As well, the groove catches on my bottom tooth when I relax my mouth and set my teeth together. I swear my tooth is swollen. <\/p>\n

Coupled with the maddening tongue touch I have to do every 2 seconds, I’m slowly driving myself mad.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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