I’m in the washroom, brushing my toof. I can hear SharkBoy in the bedroom hustling to get ready for work.<\/p>\n

There’s a pause.<\/p>\n

Suddenly the culturally familiar “Vwwoooshh” of an expensive toy lightsabre being ignited can be heard.<\/p>\n

The noise of something rustling off the bed onto the floor, nails trying to get a grip on the hardwood.<\/p>\n

A cat flies past the bathroom door.<\/p>\n

SharkBoy in his shoes and underclothes* runs past the door, lightsabre waving.<\/p>\n

It certainly feels like a Monday.<\/p>\n

*Yes he puts his shoes on first before the shorts so that his dress shorts aren’t wrinkled if he were to sit and tie his shoes. He’s pragmatic.<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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