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{"id":7782,"date":"2011-04-28T07:38:20","date_gmt":"2011-04-28T12:38:20","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.deadrobot.com\/?p=7782"},"modified":"2011-04-28T07:41:12","modified_gmt":"2011-04-28T12:41:12","slug":"bubbles","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.deadrobot.com\/2011\/04\/bubbles\/","title":{"rendered":"Bubbles"},"content":{"rendered":"I walk in on two Starbucks baristas (one of them my ultimate favorite human service drone person lady), mid-conversation:<\/p>\n
“Come on, Dana! Take it and run with it!”<\/p>\n
“I guess…”<\/p>\n
“No, do it! Own it!”<\/p>\n
They look at me and smile. I jump in: “Yeah! Own it!”<\/p>\n
“Yeah Dana!”<\/p>\n
“Own that thing!” I continue,”Become this thing! Take it by… the throat! Slam it into …the counter! Yes! slam it into the counter a couple times!” I motion this as my eyes flash, “And then find a bucket and push it’s head under the water!! Watch and savour EVERY bubble that comes out!!”<\/p>\n
“Wow.”<\/p>\n
We all look at each other.<\/p>\n
“My usual please.”<\/p>\n
I’ve been watching too much Evangelion.<\/p>\n