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When we travel we entrust our two precious celebrity cats, Billy Dee Williams and George Hamilton, to the gentle care of postbear. You may have read one or two of his caustic comments on here. He’s a thing of beauty. <\/p>\n

Postbear is a bit of a hoarder. Not in a horrific A&E kind of hoarder, no. He collects amazing oddities of broken toys, books and head scratchingly obscure CDs (best find: a salsa version of Kraftwerks greatest hits). <\/p>\n

When we return on from our trips we usually take about a week to find all the things he’s left us in our absence. Here’s a few examples of the treasures we’ve come home to:<\/p>\n

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Trapped behind inpenetrable plastic!<\/p><\/div>\n

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I have no idea what it "does"<\/p><\/div>\n

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Rubber Inflatable Ring - it's ok! It's Been Tested!<\/p><\/div>\n

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HOLY FUCK KILL IT!! <\/p><\/div>\n

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The Alien plush is mine... the round painting of orange\/red is not.<\/p><\/div>\n

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Both wise charcaters. Both without bodies.<\/p><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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