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I’ve had a nice birthday, thank you very much! 46 has come and my husband proves that he’s the master for gift giving.<\/p>\n

Here’s what I got:<\/p>\n

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Starting in the upper left corner, going clockwise: Star Wars Sandtrooper, Eeyore (every line he had in the latest Winnie the Pooh movie was funny, which I found funny ironic funny), issue #1 of Kevin Keller (yes, the gay character come to Riverdale), a t-shirt of issue #1 of Star Wars comic (which I owned and somehow lost over the years… $ob!) and in the middle there, a beautiful INTUOS Wacom tablet. I’m gonna draw again, bitches!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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