I stand dramatically in the doorway and turn to SharkBoy. My eyes languidly landing on his equally couch-prone body.<\/p>\n

“Do you… love<\/em> me?” I ask breathlessly.<\/p>\n

“Where is this coming from?” He answers (I notice) with a question.<\/p>\n

“Well. Say I were to shit on something you own…”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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