Just inside the doors at every Rogers Video there is a bin of DVDs that go for $2.99 each. These bins hold such ground breaking direct-to-video classics like “Urkel – The Movie!” or “Sister Trouble 4: Death on the Amazon” or “Kriplah! The Talking Fiat from Belgrave!”<\/p>\n

We make a game of covering our eyes and digging into this bin and pulling out a movie each, worst movie wins. Usually we have to debate who’s movie is cheesier. He always wins. <\/p>\n

“Mine has Tom Selleck!”<\/p>\n

“Ah, but mine was directed by Allan Smithee.”<\/p>\n

“Damn.”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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