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“We were thinking of heading down to Disney World for Gay Days.”<\/p>\n

“Ah. What happens then? Are there parties?”<\/p>\n

“There are, and they’re off-site. But we don’t go to them. We’re kind of old to be going to those things. Since we don’t go to them all that really happens is that for 4 days\u00a0The Gays go to a certain park per day. They wear red shirts to show solidarity. One year my sister in law and her son came and they wore red shirts too. It was a nice gesture.”<\/p>\n

“That’s cool.”<\/p>\n

“There’s also sky writing and signs behind planes over the parks.”<\/p>\n

“Oh yeah? Like what?”<\/p>\n

“I’ve seen JESUS SAVES in skywriting and WARNING: GAY DAY AT MAGIC KINGDOM or WARNING: GAY DAY AT EPCOT kind of signs behind planes.”<\/p>\n

“No shit! What do they think is going to happen? You’re going to set off a glitter bomb??”<\/p>\n

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