This morning as I was leaning forward while brushing my teeth, I noticed I had a grey chest hair about 5 inches long. It’s not the first. My chest started to “get distinguished” a couple years back, but the length was pretty shocking.<\/p>\n

And it’s not curly either. Its like a thick Italian\/Irish strand of braidable head hair.<\/p>\n

The first thing I saw when I looked up from staring at my grey chest hair was my UltraMan wall clock. <\/p>\n

Gezus. I’m nearly 40yrs old. <\/p>\n

Thankfully Sharkboy finds this sexy or I’d be dating cubs with Father Figure issues.<\/p>\n

Or maybe Sharkboy has Father Figure issues…?<\/p>\n

Should I be asking myself these questions?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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