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I find that the best comedy usually doesn’t happen on stage. <\/p>\n

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“Buh!” he says, in utter surprise.<\/p>\n

“Good lord!” I sputter, “It’s like you’re Tom Jones!”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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