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I’ve had these poems floating around my head for a few days now. Please, gentle readers, enjoy their imagery and beautious serenity*:<\/p>\n

Saturday Night <\/strong><\/p>\n

The clamps! Just on
\nmy areola
\njust there is the
\npower on? Not
\nyet I’m not ready<\/p>\n

Okay.<\/p>\n

Go.<\/p>\n

Ohjesusnoturnitofffuckowowowow
\nImeanitturnitoffnowitfuckinghurts
\nsafewordIdon’trememberjustdoit
\nIfuckingmeanitturnitoffnowfucker<\/p>\n

oh<\/p>\n

ow.<\/p>\n

do it again.<\/p>\n

____________<\/p>\n

Starseed<\/strong><\/p>\n

See the truth as it shines across our memory
\nit glows green and<\/p>\n

blue<\/p>\n

I am before you
\na mystical mage<\/p>\n

The sun behind my head
\ndefining my age<\/p>\n

An empty stage
\nengage!<\/p>\n

Our thing we share
\nI have it on tape.
\nI play it back at old technoparties<\/p>\n

You’re glowing.<\/p>\n

__________<\/p>\n

P2P in this day and age <\/strong><\/p>\n

If your face was the internet<\/p>\n

I’d be guilty of file swapping<\/p>\n

our love<\/p>\n

Via Russian servers.<\/p>\n

Suck it RIAA!<\/p>\n

 <\/p>\n

 <\/p>\n

 <\/p>\n

*Before you go all “Holy shit, Ted! That sucked more ass than a gay German porn star.” yes, it’s a joke.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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