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This story from The New Yorker (via BoingBoing<\/a>) has me flabbergasted:<\/p>\n

41 hours trapped in an elevator <\/a>(security cam video here<\/a> at 40 times the normal speed).<\/p>\n

The story is interspersed with interesting elevator facts but the core of it had me rapt: this poor sap was stranded with just Rollaids and cigarettes for comfort. The elevator died on a Friday night and 8 security guard shifts came and went before he was found on Sunday afternoon, even though he’s visible on the security cams. <\/p>\n

Poor sap sued the building management and got an out-of-court settlement, but hasn’t been able to find work since.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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