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I know that stat reporting to your readership is as exciting as an Annual General Meeting for Canadian Chartered Accountants. But the plugin WordPress.com Stats<\/a> is like those new President Choice Blue Cheese and Hot Wings chips: So addictive, I will probably keel over from it. <\/p>\n

Domain owners with WordPress and WP.com bloggers can install it as a Plugin (you’ll need your API Key). Best of all, it’s free! Instantly you can watch your incoming\/outgoing stats bloom like a tense parent watching their sexually budding child go out on Prom Night.<\/p>\n

It also does a great job logging Google searches that brought people to your site. For fun, here’s the last few searches:<\/p>\n

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\ndead robot pictures\t3
\nhey ashley whatchoo playing\t2
\nattack photos\t2
\namy good gorilla\t1
\nrestaurant makeover death watch\t1
\nimprov gas millage\t1
\njamaica labadee pot\t1
\ngrapefruit moon restaurant makeover sued\t1
\ntony blair shirtless 1<\/p>\n

Thirteen people came here from Sharkboy.ca alone yesterday. 5 from clicking on their Google Reader feeds. I average 188 unique page views per day. Since installing it 5 days ago, my Pride Tips For Out of Towners is my top post! I’m so helpful!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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