Oh great TV gods
\nWho have blessed us this day
\nWith the eye bleedingly huge
\nHDTV
\nMay we stand in your plasmatic heat
\nand thank the day you delivered
\nto us, your humbled and subservient
\ncouch blobs
\nThis heavenly eye that looks into our souls
\nand gives us the
\n2008 Olympics
\nin glorious 1080i (720dpi via CBC)<\/p>\n

I thank you, the TV gods
\nThat I am able to
\nCatch glimpse of the crotch sweat
\non the inside thigh
\nof the Bolivian cyclist<\/p>\n

My life for you.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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