Last night I sat down to my computer and noticed an odd message, saying that one of the “files on the disk” failed to initialize, resulting in my Taskbar changing itself to look like Windows NT. <\/p>\n

Uh. Oh.<\/p>\n

Restart<\/em>.<\/p>\n

After a very long time past the BIOS screen, nothing. No log in, nothing.<\/p>\n

Restart<\/em>. Oh god please restart.<\/p>\n

Nothing. Dead black screen. <\/p>\n

Thankfully I have all my files on a completely separate storage drive. But it looks like a night of disk-humping reloading, rebooting and calling Windows Support to obtain my serial number again. Who’s up for a call to India? Then after that, drivers, applications and preferences. Finally, all my email is gone (take note friends\/family!) and I’m hobbling along on web-based interfaces. <\/p>\n

If any of you people wish to donate to my “Get an iMac Fund” my Paypal account will be available at the bottom of your screens. Call now! <\/p>\n

I don’t know if I got a virus or something from all those old iPhone hack programs were to blame. I do know that if I can’t get it started\/fixed, then this will be the most expensive summer I’ve had in a long time. <\/p>\n

But, still no ads on Dead Robot Heavy Industries, my readers! <\/p>\n

Update:<\/strong>
\nIn some sort of bizzaro world, I wonder if the Large Hadron Collider<\/a> had anything to do with this? I’m actually one of the “push the goddamned button and let’s see what this baby can do!” kind of people. The web is ablaze with speculation today and all they did was turn the thing on. The actual collisions will be happening later in the year. Doesn’t this whole uproar\/hype\/geek celebrity suddenly feel like the last 20 minutes of Contact?<\/em>.<\/p>\n

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