The boss likes to leave cut out articles on our desks and makes us sign our initials when we’re done reading. Then we pass the page onto other coworkers on the post-it note list.<\/p>\n

My name was second last, just above “Chuck”<\/p>\n

“Bruce? Who is Chuck?” I ask. <\/p>\n

In his thickest Australian accent, he laughs. “Chuck! Throw it out. Chuck it.”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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