I wish my favorite tattoo parlour (Imperial Tattoo) had t-shrits. Their site says they do<\/a> but there’s nothing listed. Typical. These guys are the best tattooists in Toronto so I’m not surprised their site is a bit …behind. You can forgive their lack of marketing finesse when you see the scope of their work.<\/p>\n

This shirt has a tagline in small font on the back that was the dealbreaker for me to purchase it, even though I didn’t get any ink from this parlour. It says: “Small tattoos make you look fat” just below the collar. To this day, I firmly believe that.<\/p>\n[singlepic id=194 w=320 h=240 float=none]\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

I wish my favorite tattoo parlour (Imperial Tattoo) had t-shrits. Their site says they do but there’s nothing listed. Typical. These guys are the best tattooists in Toronto so I’m not surprised their site is a bit …behind. You can forgive their lack of marketing finesse when you see the scope of their work. This […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":430,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"spay_email":"","jetpack_publicize_message":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p9WjY-1r7","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.deadrobot.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5525"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.deadrobot.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.deadrobot.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.deadrobot.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/430"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.deadrobot.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5525"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.deadrobot.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5525\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.deadrobot.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5525"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.deadrobot.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5525"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.deadrobot.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5525"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}