I’m at the Laird and Eglington FutureShop buying my hubby a new Bluetooth headset for his iPhone. I also picked up Season 7 of The Golden Girls. Because I love him and will suffer and embarrassment for him. The smarmy clerk scans my purchases. When he gets to the DVD of wrinkly comedy, I ask my standard purchase question:<\/p>\n

“Do you judge people on which DVDs they buy?”<\/p>\n

“No. I use to work in the game section. I’ve seen some pretty wierd purchases there, let me tell you.”<\/p>\n

What… ?<\/p>\n

I imagine that there’s a director’s cut version of “Se7en” for the Wii back there. “A button to see what’s in the box! A button the box!!!” <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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