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\"\"<\/a>11. Bible verse<\/strong><\/p>\n

You’re fucking kidding me?<\/p>\n

I haven’t opened that thing in seriousness since I was in grade 6. I’ve flipped through it during boring weddings and funerals and that’s about it. Nothing memorable.<\/p>\n

So I’m going to make up my own:<\/p>\n

“And lo, the people gathered around the glowing dumpster to find the swaddled form of Carbuncle Jim. And Carbuncle Jim did say unto them: ‘Fuck off! Get away from my God damned dumpster!’ And yea verily, the people did move back.” – Book of Shantilly, Chapter 4, Vs 3<\/em><\/p>\n

“Donna held the coupon of 2 for 1 ribs and ripped it in two. She gave one half to her sneaky friend and thus did they provide their unintelligent server with two, 2 for 1 rib coupons. And verily did they lie, saying that their two coupons were actually whole coupons. And like a miracle, the server did give them 4 plates.”\u00a0 – Book of Thieves, Chapter 2, Vs 4<\/em><\/p>\n

“Thou shall not use the word “then” as a measurement of choice. It is a measurement of time.” – Book of Grammar Nazi, Chapter 4, Vs 21<\/em><\/p>\n

“Vincent did come upon a man lying prostate and in repose. Seconds later Vincent was arrested for an indecent act.” – Great Big Book of Sex<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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